One of the many humorous items doing the rounds:
Latest purchase limits placed on shops, in light of the Coronavirus due to panic buying:
ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet rolls.
TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 500g of rice and 4 pack of toilet rolls.
WAITROSE: 1 lobster, 6 quails eggs and 100g of Foie Gras.
ALDI: a MIG welder, a pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and 1 wetsuit.